1. This is a silly game.
2. You are Mr Potato.
3. It is raining potatoes and the occasional bomb.
4. Move left and right until your head eventually caves in.
5. Aim: Survive the longest to get No.1 on the High Score Leaderboard!
6. Extra Stupid Mode: Spend approximately 29p/30 cents for it to also rain mice, pigs and walrus, complete with silly sound effects!